The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.
The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object.
Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed.
I am very sorry about this.
Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.
Dogs can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible.
I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.
If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open.
I must exit through the same door I entered.
Also, I have been using the bathroom for years
canine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children
My name is Patsy . I am PatsysPups !
I have puppies in LaFayette , Al . We have Shih Tzus , Yochon & Yorkie Tzu puppies . We are totally deticated to these puppies . When one of my moms go in labour we are right there with the mom comforting her and naming each lit babe she brings into this world ! If she has problems we do our best to assist her in every way ! Then we watch over every baby as its growing up in the weeks that follows paper training , worming them , playing with them ,socializing them ,getting them in everyway to prepare that puppy to go from this loving home to their permanent home with the adopter ! We try to keep in touch with their adopter to check on the progress of each puppy !
Every one that has adopted their baby is so proud !! It makes us feel so good that this puppy brings so much happiness to this person . also ; that this person is bringing happiness to our puppy ! If you need us , we are available anytime even to babysit your pup if you need to go out of town !!d text.